Friday, October 29, 2004

Issues Smissues

It will soon be Tuesday. The hype will be over. The president will be crowned. It will be over.
And we will all be able to sit back and relax and get on with our lives. The newly elected John Kerry or the incumbent, George W., will take control or resume control. Yeah, RIGHT.

Too many people are "getting into" this thing and won't let it lie/die. Shirley, there will be lawsuits out the kazoo if Kerry loses. If George W. loses, "he will just go away." ( apologies to the "Weakest Link" game show. ) His chances of overturning the election via the courts would be the same as the proverbial sno-cone in Hades.

My sister in windy San Fran is doing her part. Guided by her idol, Michael Moore, she recently signed-up 30 homeless, er, urban outdoorsmen to franchise the vote. Right on, Sis!

Tuesday should be quite a day. If the Bosox can win the World Series after eighty- six
years, finally quayleing, er, quelling the curse of the Bambino, then anything's possible.

Farewell and adieu, v.c.

P.S. And as the Stones once said, "Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind." So go for it you obsessed political pundits.

P.S.S. A tip of the cat to the anoymous blogger who keeps plugging my sight. May the force [ synchronicity ] be with you!


4 comments:

pictruandtru said...

As with all things, the outcome of the election is tied to a game, the Redskins vs. Packers game on Sunday. It seems that since 1936, in the game before election day, if the Skins win, the incumbent stays in. Likewise, if the Skins lose, the challenger is in.

In the southern states, we were alway encouraged to "Vote early, Vote often" , which always seemed to work. The biggest issue then was which candidate did you vest your faith and money in to maintain gravel on your road.

pictruandtru

Anonymous said...

What is really strange is our son is on his second tour in Iraq with the Marines and he and some fellow Marines were not allowed ro vote.

Rockhead

Anonymous said...

What is really strange is our son is on his second tour in Iraq with the Marines and he and some fellow Marines were not allowed ro vote.

Rockhead

vietnamcatfish said...

Always good to hear from you guys. Ye old message bored is in arrears. Here's thinking the bbq man will initiate some kind of intrigue to bring her back from the depths of no return. And whatever happened to the enigmatic bongobob?