Wednesday, October 28, 2009

"Have You Ever Seen a Ghost?"

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When I received the email from King.com the heading asked "Have you ever seen a ghost?"

I have never seen a ghost but know people who have:

My darling liberal sister has.

Her darling kids ( one liberal and one conservative ) have seen ghosts.

My kooky cousins have.

Even my conservative dyed-in-the-wool mother has. This being a shocker when announced, but she swears to this day she saw her dad at the end of her bed. He appeared one night shortly after her husband died-my stepfather-circa 1992. She was understandably distraught and yada yada yada.

And actors in those b/w thrillers from the 50's and early 60's saw 'em too.

But, alas, I never have. And, quite frankly, not sure if I want to.

The question is to you-dear reader-have you ever seen a ghost?

Friday, October 09, 2009

"Whatever"

So, you know, it is what it is, but Americans are totally annoyed by the use of "whatever" in conversations.

The popular slacker term of indifference was found "most annoying in conversation" by 47 percent of Americans surveyed in a Marist College poll released Wednesday.

"Whatever" easily beat out "you know," which especially grated a quarter of respondents. The other annoying contenders were "anyway" (at 7 percent), "it is what it is" (11 percent) and "at the end of the day" (2 percent).

Whatever?

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

"X-Rated Man Stories"

These are just too funny. Thanks to ibbq4u2 who sent them my way.


Man Stories

1.. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a
shit".

2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to
forgive me.

3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out
"get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did
this to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would care to remember,
I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "it'll be too painful."

4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual
checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and
she told me, "because I am trying to examine you."

5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor,
Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

6. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at
me and said "Make love to me like in the movies". So I turned her over on
all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came
all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies.

"Sports Blooper"

"I've got a tough job," the Boston native said. "I've got to put these guys from different worlds together, right? I've got guys from Chicago, Detroit. I'm talking about the 'hood! And I've got guys from Grainger County, where they wear the hood!"

Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl has apologized for a joking remark that linked the rural home of one his players to the Ku Klux Klan.