"Ten Commandments"

 


1) Thou shalt not break in line.

2) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors bargains.

3) Thou shalt not maim or trounce or kill fellow shoppers.

4) Thou shalt not use Wal-Mart's name in vain.

5) Thou shalt not have any bargains before me.

6) Thou shalt remember the sabbath day, because there are sales and bargains on that day as well.

7) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing, cos there are copyright laws.

8) Honor thy father and thy mother especially when they see a bargain before you.

9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. When thy neighbor retaliates by taking your spot in line, instead of retaliating, turn thy other cheek.

10) Thou shalt make 'Black Friday' a yearly tradition. :