Tuesday, November 15, 2005

"Another 'I Report-You Decide'" or "George W. Gets Whupped" or "Shirley, You Jest!"

Another e mail from my sister, Olga. Once again, this was forwarded to her. And she forwarded it to me. This is a hoot. Are people this naive? Or what? I almost forgot. This is a "I Report-You Decide" so my personal opinions should not bias the reader.

The forward is from the e mailer who sent it to sis:

I didn't happen to catch this particular part of Al's show [ Al Franken ] on Friday,
apparently. But I've heard other stories that Shrub is just barely keeping
his act together, which is why he has all the attendees screened at his
"town hall meetings" and why he's kept well out of sight of protesters.

I do think it's very clear that he's the worst president this nation has had
in my lifetime, and probably ever.

It's (way past!) time for him to leave.


And here's the forwarded e mail; it concerns censorship of the Franken show, and how George W. is losing it. Plus, he receives a whupping from a female, a black belt karate type:

Bush is loosing his grip on reality! He slapped one of his staff today!

President George Bush is not emotionally or psychologically fit to run this
country!

The Al Franken Show is 'blocked off the air' today!

This morning during the Al Franken Show they also had a little experience
and told a 'news breaking story' that has very big ramifications! Listen up!
They held another one of their 'blue hours' where they turned off the
recording equipment because the material they were revealing was so
sensitive! After this story was told 'on the air' The Al Franken show was
literally 'blanked off the air' for over an hour by The Dark Agenda for
revealing this story! Is this Nazi Germany?

Here's the story they told this morning as I remember it!

Apparently early this morning in The White House during some kind of 'Ethics
Meeting' held between Bush and his staff, a female intern asked President
Bush a question that made him so mad, he turned around slapped her very hard
across the face! This female intern happened to be trained as a Black Belt
in 'The Martial Arts' and she was totally insulted at being slapped.
Apparently her 'martial training' instantly took effect and she grabbed
George by the arm and got him into a position where she held him in a pose
with his arm twisted behind his back. She told him---"You had better
apologize to me and to all your staff RIGHTY NOW -or- I AM GOING TO BREAK
YOUR ARM!"

The story goes that the next instant George Bush then suddenly fell to the
ground and started kicking and screaming and crying like a baby, literally
having a tantrum in front of everyone! And, he kept muttering over and over
again---"They are going to Kill Me! They are going to Kill Me! They are
going to Kill Me!"

The next instant The Secret Service showed up and a Psychologist came
scurrying into the room with a syringe full of medication and he was sedated
and literally carried out of the room! It is obvious they are trying to keep
this story from the press and folks, all I can say is: 'the gig is up'! We
are witnessing the last hours of this administration and they are literally
'pulling at straws' to try and keep it all together!

[snip]

"I report-you decide!" But if you ask me, this is the most non-sensical horse bleep I've read in a long time. The Secret Service showing up to rescue George W. Yea, right. The Franken staff turning off the recorder. Puh-leeze!

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