Monday, September 26, 2011

"Facebook Hysteria"

FACEBOOK JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR GOLD MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR SILVER MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR BRONZE MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO

IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY!!


I think I will sign up for the gold member status.

Whew! I'm glad it was on tv. Now I know it's for real!

Maybe Facebook knows what happened to Waldo and what happened on the grassy knoll.


P.S. Please bring in Woodward and Bernstein to clear up this matter.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was a hoax! Sorry for the hysteria! Sister Raven

vietnamcatfish said...

Dear Sis: I thought it made good theater. You were just trying to look out for everyone. I think the best deal is the silver package at only $6.99 a month. Because I canceled my netflix subscription, I now have the $6.99 to spare on the social network.