The pundits have narrowed it down to the state of Ohio. Florida seems to be going to Bush. And the ACLU has already filed a lawsuit.
Duh, really. Go figga, mon trigga.
And it has been chronicled how the polls all along were skewed. You mean to tell me that when you poll 1000 people out of 300 million, there could be a chance for error. Say it ain't so.
And Ali did her job out in chilly San Fran. Good job, sis. And your placards "Haight Hate Bush" was a stroke of genius.
If John Kerry loses the election, I would like to submit the following jobs for his perusal:
1) Spokesperson for Flip-Flop footwear.
2) Spokesperson for Bandaid Brand Bandaids
3) Invent a new card game called "Purple Hearts."
4) Write a popular song, allah Robin Moore.
5) Make cameos with the Stones on their new tour. Recommend he sing backup on Gimme Shelter.
6) Tax advisor for billionaires.
7) Make a power play ( hostile takeover ) for Hunt's Catsup and corner the market.
8) Become a Botox model.
9) Write his memoirs. Good title: "I'm Too Sexy" ( for this country ) allah Right Side Fred.
10) Become a google blogger.
11) Round up his musical friends and do a cover of "We Are The World."
Still up in the air. Ohio, eh?
Farewell and adieu, v.c.
P.S. Polls, shmolls.
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