Tonight's installment is a repeat, a command performance, if you will. From May 23, 2005. The post still rings true today....and always will. This go 'round, a video has been added to enhance the effect. Don't think youtube had been invented at this most-exciting time in history.
Don't you hate it when you ask somebody "how you doin?" And they say, "I'm tired."
When I receive this response-and it increases every day-I normally use one of the following for a comeback:
1) I'm sorry to hear that.
2) Thanks for sharing that with me!
3) Why don't you go home and get some rest?
4) 8 hour shifts are murder.
5) I wish you had bankers hours, too.
6) Maybe you'll win the lotto so you can tell that cantankerous son of a boss of yours to take his/her job and shove it.
7) Yes, it would be nice if we could stop the world and get off?
8) I can't complain. I tried once and it didn't do any good.
9) Some people have it made. Unfortunately you don't.
10) Shut the f*** up, will you? I'm tired, too, and your whining is getting on my freaking nerves. I've been working hard all day; my feet hurt; and most of the people I dealt with were passive-aggressive. Just say I'm fine like the rest of us. And shut the f*** up. Have a nice day!
Farewell and adieu, v.c.
P.S. I really am tired tonite. I know-shut the f*** up!
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