Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Another trivia challenge: Let's play! 1) You lose at the final table. Your adversary gets your 250 points. He gets your name sticker. How do you give it to him a) throw it at him while having a hissy fit b) congratulate him on his superior play c) while handing him your sticker, you drop ex-lax in his beer. Discreetly, of course d) attach your sticker to your jeans ( booty section ) and have him retrieve it 2) Judy Judy Judy is first said by Cary Grant in what movie a) North by Northwest while he's hanging from Abe Lincoln's nose on Mount Rushmore b) Father Goose ( says to Tokyo Rose ) c) Notorious ( says to Ingrid Bergman ) d) Cary as a guest star on The Andy Griffith Show. Shout out to Goober, Gomer's cousin 3) if you're on the Night Train you're a) Bottoms Up b) welcome in the jungle but your gonna die c) unable to get enough d) ready to crash and burn you never learn 4) Next karaoke session a) Night Train b) a song by Barenaked Ladies ( kinky) c) Mr. Sandman ( shout out to Michael Myers ) d) I used to care but things have changed. Shout out to Bobby Zimmerman e) living the vida loca f) I think I love you-shout out to Shirley Jones and David Cassidy. RIP 5 ) Who is Rooster Cogburn? a) a man who loves regular grits never instant, a true Southerner b) the thug who helped Tonya Harding in the Nancy Kerrigan incident c) John, who runs the karaoke at YKnots d) a distant relative of Cowboy who loves brown eggs 6) I enjoy the judge shows- Judge Judy for example. What is the common theme in most of them a) Rover a pitbull bites Fluffy the French poodle b) a man bites Rover the Pitbull. Lassie intervenes. Rover receives $5,000. c) a woman breaks off her engagement after catching her fiance sending naked photos of himself to other women. Playa loses! Must pay restitution d) Fluffy a French poodle gets a horrific grooming at the vet. Fluffy sues for $150 for the grooming and $5,000 for emotional distress. Fluffy receives $5,150 7) You sing a song karaoke style at YKnots. What is the reaction? a) drunks sing along especially when you sing My Way b) wolf howls from haters c) a fella poker hater says your rendition is the worst he's ever heard. You tell him to turn up his hearing aid mounted visibly on his ear d) you're greeted with magnanimous applause 8) Most Pit Bosses are a) haters b) grumpy c) have never heard of Rooster Cogburn d) fans of the Partridge Family, especially Danny Bonaduce, when they were younger. Come on get happy. Sung regularly during the chip up by all Pit Bosses. Sometimes a hum. 9) Complete the lyric -the rain in Spain falls mainly on the a) great Dane b) sugar cane c) window pane d) the weather vane e) Zane....Grey 10) Who is your favorite character in "Bill and Phil": a) Nurse Betty b) Dr. Bernard Christian c) Mike the paratrooper d) Phil O'Soffikle e) huh? What or who is Bill & Phil anyway?

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