"Epitaphs"

 

1) Dean Martin: "Everybody loves somebody sometime."

2) Edar Allan Poe "Quoth the raven nevermore."

3) Merv Griffin: "I will not be right back after this message."

4) Rodney Dangerfield: "There goes the neighborhood."

More epitaphs can be seen at comcast.

I was wondering what a good epitaph for me would be. There are many to choose from:

1) How long on that fried chicken?

2) Farewell and adieu

3) Gimme shelter

4) I am the eggman.

5) "All the world's a stage." Scratch that one. Seems I've heard that one before.

6) He wrote forays into the infantile.

7) Hello, goodbye.

8) Dear Cat....

9) You may now diembark the night train cos v.c. has.

10) How long on white meat?