"Why is he leaving?"
1) Fired because he couldn't recite all of the ingredients in the Big Mac jingle
2) Burger King hires him to play the part of the "King" in its new ad campaign
3) Quits when he discovers McDonalds duped the public by cooking its fries in animal fat
4) Quits in protest when he learns that his mchens are fed on mcGE chicken mcfeed
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