Hall and Oates

 

"Al Gore Invented the Internet....and Groped A Massage Therapist....Allegedly"

A close friend of a Portland massage therapist who accused former Vice President Al Gore of groping her says the therapist told her soon after the 2006 encounter that she'd been violated and assaulted by "someone in the higher ups."

Poor Al seems to be joining the list of men who have cheated on their wives. Welcome to the club: Jesse James; Tiger Woods; Bill Clinton; et al.

P.S. Did anyone notice the long introductions to Hall and Oates' songs.

Florida If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

I’m Under Arrest for What? Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws

llinois
It’s illegal to take a French poodle to the opera (Chicago).

Alaska
Whispering in someone’s ear while he’s moose hunting is prohibited.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Georgia
It’s illegal to change the clothes on a storefront mannequin unless you draw the shades first.

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

The list goes on and on....

"Ketchup"

The Atlanta Braves are in first place. Shades of yesteryear. From 91 to 2005 the Bravos won 14 straight division titles. Only one World Championship, so Bobby Cox, our manager, catches all kinds of flack from the fan base. Bobby is retiring at the end of the year, so it would be great to see him go out a winner via the World Series.

John Wooden passed away yesterday at the ripe old age of 99. And whatever happened to Bill Walton?

Tipper and Al Gore have decided to separate after 40 years of wedded bliss. No affairs have been chronicled ( as of yet ) but Tipper has been depressed. The official decree is they just drifted apart.

The oil spill in the gulf can't be stopped. And "drill, baby. drill" has probably been tabled for a long time. The ecosystem has taken a hit as well as the cities on the coast and its citizens.

Daniel Craig, the latest James Bond, was seen allegedly making out with his male friend outside a gay club in California. Shades of Rock Hudson, a heartthrob of the 50's, 60's, and 70's. The Craig rumor was reported by the National Enquirer so....

President Obama is catching hell. Especially from the citizens of Louisiana. And from the right wing factions of our country. But he still finds time to entertain Paul McCartney ( my boyhood idol ); and to encourage Lebron James to come to Chicago [ Bulls ].

Armando Galarraga pitched a perfect no hitter, but Jim Joyce, the 1st base umpire blew the last out of the game by calling the batter/runner safe at 1st base, and all hell broke loose. Calls for more instant replay became blogger fodder, along with every sports commentator in the world. Not sure if President Obama weighed in on this one or not.

I wrote "Going to my Grandma's" and somehow erased it. At the last second before posting. The writer has not been inspired to recreate it at the present time.

The Beach Boys ( or what's left of the original band ) played at the Ted after the Braves game on Memorial Day. I wanted to go but couldn't get anyone to go with me. The appeal of the "all you can eat" tickets were especially appealing. Even tho you have only until the 7th inning to gorge yourself on hot dogs, nachos, hamburgers, sodas, and the like.

I'm still unemployed but have been enjoying staying at home with no deadlines and no passive aggressive types to deal with. "You can't take it with you" is my motto.

Ketchup. And buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks; I don't care if I never go back.