Boortz E Mail! A Fan Letter!

I get the "Boortz Blast" every coppola of weeks or so. Here is a letter from one of Boortz's fans.

Why I'll vote for Shrillary in '08

First there was Bush Sr. "The wimp." "Read my lips" he said, raise my taxes he did.

Then there was Bush Jr. "The wimp II." "Compassionate conservatism" he said. Allowed crack-headed congress to spend, spend and spend some more he did. He left Estrada, Bolton and the rest to turn in the wind while the anti-America, unpatriotic, leftist, collectivist crowd smeared, smeared and smeared again.

Now, I hear talk of McCain and Jeb (Bush). NO F-IN WAY.

McCain of "regulated speech" and Bush III of "no oil rigs off Florida Coast on my watch (huh?!?) and lately of keeping vegetable and half-brainless Terry Schiavo (yes, she had only half a brain) alive." McCain is a political hack. But he did spend time as a POW and his wife is much better looking than that Troll Hillary. However those are his only 2 good points. What has he done of any substance or relevance in the last 30 years?

I've had it with the Bush family of wimps. If I vote at all, I'm voting Shrillary because she has more balls than either Bush boy. Moreover, Congress will never meet her spending priorities (didn't meet Slick's either).

Worried about the Supreme court becoming more liberal? How could it? They aready decided government has a greater right to your home than you do.

Worried about the Supreme court becoming more conservative? How could it? They would rather you die in extreme pain than smoke a doob.

Worried about universal health care? Thanks to W, we already have universal geezer care.

Worried about her power mad schemes? I'm not, imagine how wacked out Al Qaeda will become when a woman runs the show.

Worried about the happy gargoyle of North Korea? I'm not, thanks to Slick and co, they already have nukes.

Worried she will shove more liberal/socialist/communist crap into our daily lives? I'm not. The American public is so poorly educated, so disinterested, so dependent and demanding of the mommy-state, they will slowly take us to that great promised (by shrillary and slick) land only a little bit later than she would if given the chance.

Shrillary is like a bandaid. You can pull it slowly (by voting Bush III) or pull it quickly (by voting for her). In either event, we're in for a whole lot of pain and a nasty scar.

In short, voting for shrillary is a vote to punish all those republicans who insisted on shoving Bush I, Bush II and Bush III down our throats.

Gentlemen of the republican party: your product sucks.

Submitted by Kyle