Friday, November 30, 2012

"Go Dawgs!"

The Dawgs play Bama tomorrow afternoon in the Ga. Dome. Here's hoping the Dawgs kick the Tide's butts. 

In a fit of synchronicity, I ran across an old email from years ago.

The following questions are on the Alabama High School exit exam:

  1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False
  2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False
  3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False
  4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False
  5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False
  6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False
  7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False
  8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False
  9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False
  10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False
  11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False
  12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False
  13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False
  14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False
  15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False
  16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False
  17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False
  18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False
  19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False
  20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False
  21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False
  22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False
  23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False
  24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False
  25. Douche is the French word for “twelve.” True or False
  Go DAWGS. I really dislike Lou Saban btw.

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