The rules have been changed to protect the innocent. Another trivia challenge. Let's play, eh? Now available on blue ray.
1) while waiting on your phone repair, you hear "All Night Long" on the muzac at Sprint. Suddenly, you're inclined to a) show your best "robot" moves b) breakdance c) long for the return of Nina Blackwood on MTV d) start dancing in the streets
2) you're embarrassed when someone notices you have spinach stuck between your teeth. Your response is: a) damn, I forgot to floss b) thank you but that's not spinach, it's kale and loaded with essential vitamins c) do you have a toothpick d) mind your business while staring at the pimple on his/her nose.
3) Women dealers a) are quite talkative b) ruffle the cards a minimum of ten times c) good at shuffling while looking at FB on their phone d) slooow the game down to a crawl
4) when women shuffle and deal one can a) take a ten minute power nap b) read the Gettysburg address in its entirety c) recall days of yore when you put playing cards on your bicycle spokes d) chat with your neighbor on how the west was won e) look at their cleavage without being obvious
5) "Once upon a time you looked so fine; you threw the bums a dime in your prime" is from what song? a) I got u babe b) the beat goes on c) amazing grace d) somewhere over the rainbow e) like a rolling stone gathering no moss
6) Segue on trivia challenge. "No moss" was uttered by a) Roberto Duran when he fought Sugar Ray Leonard b) a charlestonian when he/she/it visits Atlanta for the first time c) codename at a Brazilian body wax d) Bob Dylan ( Zimmerman )
7) Whoa Nellie is appropriate to say in what circumstance a) a 5th diamond hits the bored b) the bored pairs c) there's a bad moon on the right d) help us, obi-wan kenobi
8) You're a young paper boy, and you're out collecting the clients bill door to door. What famous person is on your route? a) Norma Desmond b) Esther Hoffman c) Cecil B. DeMille d) Charlton Heston d) Jayne Mansfield e) Efrem Zimbalist jr. f) Bill Stevens
9) when you hear " it's not the heat, it's the humidity," you a) nod your head in total agreement b) you feign your amazement with a quizzical look as if you've never heard it before c) believe a root canal would be less excruciating d) want to give them a Hawaiian Punch e) are tempted to buy another gallon of antifreeze
10) You enjoy receiving a participation award. Because negative connotations towards women poker enthusiasts are espoused on the latest trivia challenge, here's your chance to respond. The proprietor of said trivia challenge is a) b) c)....z)
Extra credit: your favorite David Bowie song is a) oh baby, just you shut your mouth b) visions of swastikas in my head c) here I am sitting in a tin can d) this mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place e) planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do
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