Friday, February 18, 2011

"Stallion Semen!"

New Zealanders will be serving up glasses of horse semen at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month, a "delicacy" that racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake says will have extreme foodies "raring to go"....

"Horses are pure testosterone, you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself," said Mr Kerslake, of Christchurch.

"You'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards."

The NZ$10 shots won't be for the faint-hearted.

P.S. The keenest will be able to drink it au naturel, but the shots will also be available in cherry, licorice and banoffee pie flavours.

2 comments:

John said...

And four days later they had an earthquake. Any connection?

vietnamcatfish said...

Hey hootster, Could be. Wonder what Pat Robertson would say?