Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
"Barbara Feldon"
Popular catch phrases: 1) Missed it by that much!"
2) Would you believe....three hula dancers, two pygmies, and a partridge in a pear tree?
3) Don't remember any more.
"Ginger"
Eddie Haskell"
"I want to watch "Leave it to Beaver," I whined.
"We're watching 'American Bandstand.'" Because she could sit on me and was physically superior, I had to acquiesce.
"Beatles Ultimate Album-by-Album Guide"
I took a shbath today ( combination shower/bath ) and read the "Rubber Soul" and "Revolver" entries! Through foggy specs, unfortunately.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
"Jerry Lee Lewis' Pumpin' Piano"
1) Jerry Lee Lewis and his pumpin' piano. I
loved him as a kid and lip-synched his vocals and used our old green
couch as the pumpin' piano. He was as big as the King at one time. But
after his marriage to his his second cousin, twice removed ( whatever
that is ), the Killer was thrust immediately into a downward spiral.
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We were cuttin’ the song, workin’ pretty hard at it for a while, and I felt like we oughta get off of it, try somethin’ else for a spell. I left the control room, walked into the studio. Van Eaton, one of ‘em, piped up and said, “Hey, Jerry, why don’t you do that thing you did the other night?”
That song, which Lewis often performed to great audience response, was “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On.” Clement says the track was recorded in one take.
So all I did was walk back into the control room and turn on the machine. We didn’t run it down or nothin’. The mike balance, our four or five mikes, was the same. I just simply turned on the machine, mixed it on the fly. We didn’t even play it back at that point. We played it back later. Once we got to playin’ it back, we played it again and again. Loved it.
Ben Manilla writes that Lewis said he knew that one take was enough.
I remember it very distinctly. I cut the song, “Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On.” Was cut the first time. I knew it was a hit when I cut it. Sam Phillips thought it was gonna be too risqué, it couldn't make it. If that's risqué, well, I'm sorry.
In 1970, John Lennon told Jann Wenner, “There is nothing conceptually better than rock and roll. No group, be it Beatles, Dylan or Stones have ever improved on 'Whole Lot of Shaking' for my money.” Bruce Eder writes that Roy Hall’s version, recorded in September 1955, had its own appeal.
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We were cuttin’ the song, workin’ pretty hard at it for a while, and I felt like we oughta get off of it, try somethin’ else for a spell. I left the control room, walked into the studio. Van Eaton, one of ‘em, piped up and said, “Hey, Jerry, why don’t you do that thing you did the other night?”
That song, which Lewis often performed to great audience response, was “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On.” Clement says the track was recorded in one take.
So all I did was walk back into the control room and turn on the machine. We didn’t run it down or nothin’. The mike balance, our four or five mikes, was the same. I just simply turned on the machine, mixed it on the fly. We didn’t even play it back at that point. We played it back later. Once we got to playin’ it back, we played it again and again. Loved it.
Ben Manilla writes that Lewis said he knew that one take was enough.
I remember it very distinctly. I cut the song, “Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On.” Was cut the first time. I knew it was a hit when I cut it. Sam Phillips thought it was gonna be too risqué, it couldn't make it. If that's risqué, well, I'm sorry.
In 1970, John Lennon told Jann Wenner, “There is nothing conceptually better than rock and roll. No group, be it Beatles, Dylan or Stones have ever improved on 'Whole Lot of Shaking' for my money.” Bruce Eder writes that Roy Hall’s version, recorded in September 1955, had its own appeal.
Friday, February 10, 2012
"6 Music Legends Who Filed for Bankruptcy"
Yep. Some of my favorite musicians:
1) Jerry Lee Lewis and his pumpin' piano. I loved him as a kid and lip-synched his vocals and used our old green couch as the pumpin' piano. He was as big as the King at one time. But after his marriage to his his second cousin, twice removed ( whatever that is ), the Killer was thrust immediately into a downward spiral.
2) David Crosby: Famous for his work with the Byrds and CSN/Young. My favorite tune of his was "Almost Cut My Hair," an anthem for all of us hippie types in the 70's. Because I was in the food biz, I changed the lyrics to almost cut my pear, the avocado one. I felt like I owed it to someone.
3) Tom Petty might have been running down a dream, but he is on the list.
4) Wayne Newton. How did he mismanage his money. From the "Lucy Show" to "Vacation-Las Vegas." Lucy, er, Wayne, what happened?
5) Marvin Gaye: Known for sexual healing and every man's anthem "Let's Get It On," Marvin met an untimely death at the hands of his father.
6) Mick Fleetwood: Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer you want me to! Remember hearing that song on the fm dial circa late 60's and 70's, long before Stevie Nicks, Lindsey, et al.
7) Billy Joel: You may be right I may be crazy. But it might just be a lunatic your looking for. Nuff said. And in the immortal words of who knows whom, if you live in glass houses don't throw stones. Amen!
P.S. Not that it matters, but when I read and saved this article, Billy Joel was mentioned. He is no longer there. Conspiracy theories will abound, no less?
1) Jerry Lee Lewis and his pumpin' piano. I loved him as a kid and lip-synched his vocals and used our old green couch as the pumpin' piano. He was as big as the King at one time. But after his marriage to his his second cousin, twice removed ( whatever that is ), the Killer was thrust immediately into a downward spiral.
2) David Crosby: Famous for his work with the Byrds and CSN/Young. My favorite tune of his was "Almost Cut My Hair," an anthem for all of us hippie types in the 70's. Because I was in the food biz, I changed the lyrics to almost cut my pear, the avocado one. I felt like I owed it to someone.
3) Tom Petty might have been running down a dream, but he is on the list.
4) Wayne Newton. How did he mismanage his money. From the "Lucy Show" to "Vacation-Las Vegas." Lucy, er, Wayne, what happened?
5) Marvin Gaye: Known for sexual healing and every man's anthem "Let's Get It On," Marvin met an untimely death at the hands of his father.
6) Mick Fleetwood: Don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer you want me to! Remember hearing that song on the fm dial circa late 60's and 70's, long before Stevie Nicks, Lindsey, et al.
7) Billy Joel: You may be right I may be crazy. But it might just be a lunatic your looking for. Nuff said. And in the immortal words of who knows whom, if you live in glass houses don't throw stones. Amen!
P.S. Not that it matters, but when I read and saved this article, Billy Joel was mentioned. He is no longer there. Conspiracy theories will abound, no less?
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
"M.I.A. Shoots Super Bowl Audience the Middle Finger"
I remember as a kid of twelve being with friends and shooting birds in the front yard. We were running around displaying the middle finger.Laughing and snickering. I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I did not know its significance. Until much later in life. I must have been a bit naive, eh? Or maybe it was because I was like a virgin, who had not been touched for the very first time. Or a material boy living in a material world.
And because I've been m.i.a. in since the early 90's when it comes to pop culture, I couldn't tell you who M.I.A. is from Janet Jackson's mammary gland. Because of her performance I now know of her. A great publicity ploy, and it's commendable.
Yep, I can tell you "Scrambled Eggs" was the first title for "Yesterday." That Ringo yelled "I've got blisters on my fingers" at the end of the track"Helter Skelter," and that Yoko Ono had a hand in breaking up the Fab 4. But M.I.A. Never heard of her until Super Bowl Sunday.
I predicted the Pats would win, but, alas, Eli and Company pulled it off. Kudos to the G Men and Tom Coughlin, who year after year seems to be on the verge of losing his job.
And because I've been m.i.a. in since the early 90's when it comes to pop culture, I couldn't tell you who M.I.A. is from Janet Jackson's mammary gland. Because of her performance I now know of her. A great publicity ploy, and it's commendable.
Yep, I can tell you "Scrambled Eggs" was the first title for "Yesterday." That Ringo yelled "I've got blisters on my fingers" at the end of the track"Helter Skelter," and that Yoko Ono had a hand in breaking up the Fab 4. But M.I.A. Never heard of her until Super Bowl Sunday.
I predicted the Pats would win, but, alas, Eli and Company pulled it off. Kudos to the G Men and Tom Coughlin, who year after year seems to be on the verge of losing his job.
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Player cut on day before Super Bowl
Tiquan Underwood, the guy who loved being a Patriot so much that he did that to his hair, was released by the team on Saturday, just hours before the Super Bowl.
It's callous and it's cold-blooded, but that's football, and that's Bill Belichick. I'm sure that Underwood is emotionally devastated, but that's a head coach's job. If he feels like another player might help a little more on Sunday, even if it's just for one play, then it's the coach's job to make that decision. Feelings aren't a part of it.
It's Super Bowl Sunday! I was gonna go with the Giants, but now I'm going with the Pats. A low scoring affair. My prediction: Pats 17 Giants 3.
It's callous and it's cold-blooded, but that's football, and that's Bill Belichick. I'm sure that Underwood is emotionally devastated, but that's a head coach's job. If he feels like another player might help a little more on Sunday, even if it's just for one play, then it's the coach's job to make that decision. Feelings aren't a part of it.
It's Super Bowl Sunday! I was gonna go with the Giants, but now I'm going with the Pats. A low scoring affair. My prediction: Pats 17 Giants 3.
Friday, February 03, 2012
"Kissin' Cousins"
My younger son ( when you say it this way, it sounds like he was part of the James Gang-not the one with Joe Walsh ) loved this album when he was a boy! He took after his dad in that regard. He also was infatuated with "I Love Lucy." He saw every episode! LOL!
Thursday, February 02, 2012
"World Gone Mad?"
Has the world gone mad? You decide!
1) McDonald's has announced that it will be discontinuing the use of the controversial meat product known as boneless lean beef trimmings in its burgers.
1) McDonald's has announced that it will be discontinuing the use of the controversial meat product known as boneless lean beef trimmings in its burgers.
The product was recently brought to the attention of the public by celebrity chef Jamie Oliver, who derisively referred to it as "pink slime" on an episode of Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution,
These trimmings, which consist of what's left of the meat after all the
choice cuts of beef are taken, are banned for human consumption in the
U.K, where they are instead used for dog and chicken food. They are
legal for consumption in the United States, however, where they are
treated with ammonium hydroxide in order to kill off bacteria such as E.
coli and make it safe for human consumption.
2) This week 17-year-old Britishfactory worker Stacey Irvine was rushed to the hospital when she collapsed, struggling to
breathe. During the exam, doctors were stunned to learn that Ms. Irvine had
never in her life eaten fruit or vegetables; instead she had eaten almost
nothing but fast-food chicken nuggets since she was two years old....
....One 2004 documentary describes McDonald's nuggets as chickens “stripped down to the bone,
and then 'ground up’ into a chicken mash, then combined with a variety of
stabilizers and preservatives, pressed into familiar shapes, breaded and deep fried,
freeze dried, and then shipped to a McDonald’s near you.”
3) WOODLAND PARK, Colo. - GOP contender Rick Santorum had a heated exchange with a mother and her sick young son Wednesday, arguing that drug companies were entitled to charge whatever the market demanded for life-saving therapies....
...."People have no problem paying $900 for an iPad," Santorum said, "but
paying $900 for a drug they have a problem with - it keeps you alive.
Why? Because you've been conditioned to think health care is something
you can get without having to pay for it."
4)" I’m not concerned about the very poor; we have a safety net there. If it
needs repair, I’ll fix it. I’m not concerned about the very rich,
they’re doing just fine. I’m concerned about the very heart of the
America, the 90 percent, 95 percent of Americans who right now are
struggling, and I’ll continue to take that message across the nation.” From Mitt Romney.
5) CAIRO (AP)—At least 74 people have been killed and hundreds injured after soccer fans rushed the field in the seaside city of Port Said following an upset victory by the home team over Egypt’s top club, setting off clashes and a stampede as riot police largely failed to intervene....
5) CAIRO (AP)—At least 74 people have been killed and hundreds injured after soccer fans rushed the field in the seaside city of Port Said following an upset victory by the home team over Egypt’s top club, setting off clashes and a stampede as riot police largely failed to intervene....
I will cross McDonalds off my list....permanently. And I like Rick and the Repubs healthcare package. What is it? "Don't get sick. But if you do, die quickly!"
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
"Happy Birthday Bob"
Today is Bogus Bob's birthday. Coined by him.
My Aunt Mad saved him from drowning when he was 5 and I was 4.
We had fun playing on a tree at Mundy's Lake.
We used to have fights as kids, but then we would make up and become best friends again. He was good at throwing rocks, while I used my brawn.
We used to have fights as teens, but then we would make up and become best friends again.
He joined the Navy.
He came home.
We had tumultuous card games. Poker, acey deucey and guts.
We drank at the card games. We used to have fights at the card game, but then we would make up and become best friends again.
He is now 61. I am 60. We don't fight any more. Maybe we grew up a bit. Or maybe we both quit drinking.
Happy Birthday, Bob, my childhood chum. Coined by him!
My Aunt Mad saved him from drowning when he was 5 and I was 4.
We had fun playing on a tree at Mundy's Lake.
We used to have fights as kids, but then we would make up and become best friends again. He was good at throwing rocks, while I used my brawn.
We used to have fights as teens, but then we would make up and become best friends again.
He joined the Navy.
He came home.
We had tumultuous card games. Poker, acey deucey and guts.
We drank at the card games. We used to have fights at the card game, but then we would make up and become best friends again.
He is now 61. I am 60. We don't fight any more. Maybe we grew up a bit. Or maybe we both quit drinking.
Happy Birthday, Bob, my childhood chum. Coined by him!
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
"Olive Garden Seeks to Boost Sagging Sales With Company Makeover"
Another restaurant having problems. I love the comments from the readers.
Olive Garden has a lock on the “affordable Italian food” market. Or does it? Despite its popularity and 750 restaurants across the country, the chain has lost much of its metaphorical spice in recent years.
A buzzy article from the Chicago Tribune goes into the details. There are several problems the chain is struggling to address. The chain has posted disappointing sales figures for five quarters in a row.
The readers respond:
1) cause i figured out i can make shrimp alfredo at home for 4 people for the same price as one plate at OG.
2) how about food that doesn't start off pre packaged in a walk in freezer? call me crazy, but i like fresh ingredients, not hamburger helper a la italia.
3) lower your prices
4) Nobody wants to eat frozen, microwaved food at restaurants anymore?
5) Stop serving soup from 5 gallon buckets and salty sauce from frozen bags!! Get some wine that is at least drinkable and stop charging $15 dollars for 50 cents worth of bland pasta that could be found better at the local mall! It's a start!
6) I once went to my local OG and had short ribs. It was so good that for my birthday I went back with my family and ordered the same dish. It was burnt and the chef came out and told me that is how it supposed to be. What he didn't know is that I graduated from one of the best chef schools in the country. I never went back and will never go back.
Yep!
P.S. I like this one but don't know how she got involved:
First Lady Michelle Obama praised Darden in September for the restaurant's planned changes to its children’s menu. Obama said, “I believe the changes that Darden will make could impact the health and well-being of an entire generation of young people.”
Olive Garden has a lock on the “affordable Italian food” market. Or does it? Despite its popularity and 750 restaurants across the country, the chain has lost much of its metaphorical spice in recent years.
A buzzy article from the Chicago Tribune goes into the details. There are several problems the chain is struggling to address. The chain has posted disappointing sales figures for five quarters in a row.
The readers respond:
1) cause i figured out i can make shrimp alfredo at home for 4 people for the same price as one plate at OG.
2) how about food that doesn't start off pre packaged in a walk in freezer? call me crazy, but i like fresh ingredients, not hamburger helper a la italia.
3) lower your prices
4) Nobody wants to eat frozen, microwaved food at restaurants anymore?
5) Stop serving soup from 5 gallon buckets and salty sauce from frozen bags!! Get some wine that is at least drinkable and stop charging $15 dollars for 50 cents worth of bland pasta that could be found better at the local mall! It's a start!
6) I once went to my local OG and had short ribs. It was so good that for my birthday I went back with my family and ordered the same dish. It was burnt and the chef came out and told me that is how it supposed to be. What he didn't know is that I graduated from one of the best chef schools in the country. I never went back and will never go back.
Yep!
P.S. I like this one but don't know how she got involved:
First Lady Michelle Obama praised Darden in September for the restaurant's planned changes to its children’s menu. Obama said, “I believe the changes that Darden will make could impact the health and well-being of an entire generation of young people.”
"Buffets Restaurants seeks bankruptcy protection"
What goes around comes around, eh? Who would have thunk it?
EAGEN, Del. (AP) — Buffets Restaurants Holdings Inc. has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for a second time and plans to shut 81 underperforming restaurants as it tries to cope with its debt.
The company,
based in Eagan, Minn., operates 494 restaurants in 38 states under
names such as Old Country Buffet, HomeTown Buffet, Ryan's and Tahoe
Joe's Famous Steakhouse restaurant.
I remember Old Country putting the squeeze on my old employer, which will go unnamed. There is karma in this world. Ask Blockbuster who put all of the mom and pop places out of business. A friend lamented to me the other day that she missed going to Blockbuster. It was fun; it was an event; it was a ritual. You picked out your movies, and you could buy candy and popcorn and drinks, just like at the movies."Make it a Blockbuster Night!"
It makes sense to me now. I was at an Old Country Buffet last week. I got my iced tea and paid the tab and took my tray to the dining room. I stood and waited for the server to bring me my plates, normally 2 or 3 as is the usual custom.
No server came and finally I flagged one down. Can I get my plates?
She showed me where they were, a mountainous display in the middle of the dining room. "You haven't been here in a while, have you?" she asked.
"Nope."
We changed the setup 9 months ago. It was Corporate's idea!" Not sure if she smirked or rolled her eyes, but it makes sense now. When it's broke, they try to fix it. And because I can get unlimited plates myself without waiting on the server, I will now flock to the nearest OCB at every opportunity. Even go out of my way and make it a destination point.
Yep. Karma.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
"Harold and Maude"
Harold and Maude was an example of the new wave cinema taking hold in the late 60's and zooming into the 70's. Haven't seen it in years. Strange tale. With a macabre ending. I was accustomed to films like "Kisses for My President" in glorious black and white growing up as a youngster. When movies such as "Mash"; "The Last Picture Show"; "Joe"; and "Easy Rider" hit the big screen, I knew I wasn't in Kansas any more.
Monday, January 23, 2012
"Dear Ngudu"
Dear Ngudu, Hope your doing well since our last communique. Have you gotten a cell phone? Smart phones are big over here. I have a dumb phone. It harkens back to the medieval days, and, frankly, I'm afraid to pull mine out in public. Embarrassed. lol. That means laugh out loud. Remember that for later.
I see people texting and playing games and pulling up emails on their smartphones, and my phone is a relic soon to be displayed at the Smithsonian Institute. I don't really need a fancy phone. I just turned sixty so there's no need. Cheese and crackers! Seems like only yesterday I was a young lad of six like yourself. Doing fun things like young boys do.
Smoking cigarettes in the plum orchard with my boyhood chum, Bobby Craig. who was 10 and I was 9. What were we thinking? Our smoke of choice was Viceroy which we bought at Harold's Barbecue, a landmark in Atlanta. Not sure they sell barbecue in Tanzania, but one of my favorite dishes is brunswick stew. It's hard to find a good one these days-the best I ever had was from Old Hickory. But when they served me some brown cole slaw on one visit, I probably knew their days were numbered. And they were.
Sorry I got sidetracked, Nguda. Me and Bobby began our smoking careers pinching Chesterfield Kings from his dad. We were just beginners, so we gravitated from the non filters to the Viceroys, a filter cigarette.We were similar to our former President Bill Clinton; we smoked but did not inhale.
It wasn't until Bobby's sister, Charlene, who was sent on a reconnaissance mission to out us that our smoking dissipated just as our smoke rings did. Into thin air. I received a switching for my misdeeds, while Bobby was forced to smoke a pack of cigarettes in one short sitting. It was a few years before I smoked another.
What do you do for fun, Ngudu? Perhaps an eventful day for you is scaling Kilimanjaro or riding zebras on the plains or tagging along on a safari.Or perhaps you and your friends have set traps or greased vines in order to catch Tarzan, King of the Apes. He's a wily fellow so approach him with extreme caution. And be wary of Cheetah, his chimpanzee sidekick.
Speaking of animals, Ngudu, "Keep Newt in the row" is an old southern expression that I've heard for years. It must have been important to keep the mule in the row whilst farming. There is a famous Newt in our country who is running for President. ( I mentioned him in my letter last week ). Some folks in our country probably don't want to keep this Newt in the row. In fact they want him to veer far into the ditch....and stay there.
Give Sister of Mercy a hug for me; keep Newt in the road; lay off the smoking; and have fun! I can almost see you galloping with gazelles.
Your foster dad, Cat. Umgawa!
I see people texting and playing games and pulling up emails on their smartphones, and my phone is a relic soon to be displayed at the Smithsonian Institute. I don't really need a fancy phone. I just turned sixty so there's no need. Cheese and crackers! Seems like only yesterday I was a young lad of six like yourself. Doing fun things like young boys do.
Smoking cigarettes in the plum orchard with my boyhood chum, Bobby Craig. who was 10 and I was 9. What were we thinking? Our smoke of choice was Viceroy which we bought at Harold's Barbecue, a landmark in Atlanta. Not sure they sell barbecue in Tanzania, but one of my favorite dishes is brunswick stew. It's hard to find a good one these days-the best I ever had was from Old Hickory. But when they served me some brown cole slaw on one visit, I probably knew their days were numbered. And they were.
Sorry I got sidetracked, Nguda. Me and Bobby began our smoking careers pinching Chesterfield Kings from his dad. We were just beginners, so we gravitated from the non filters to the Viceroys, a filter cigarette.We were similar to our former President Bill Clinton; we smoked but did not inhale.
It wasn't until Bobby's sister, Charlene, who was sent on a reconnaissance mission to out us that our smoking dissipated just as our smoke rings did. Into thin air. I received a switching for my misdeeds, while Bobby was forced to smoke a pack of cigarettes in one short sitting. It was a few years before I smoked another.
What do you do for fun, Ngudu? Perhaps an eventful day for you is scaling Kilimanjaro or riding zebras on the plains or tagging along on a safari.Or perhaps you and your friends have set traps or greased vines in order to catch Tarzan, King of the Apes. He's a wily fellow so approach him with extreme caution. And be wary of Cheetah, his chimpanzee sidekick.
Speaking of animals, Ngudu, "Keep Newt in the row" is an old southern expression that I've heard for years. It must have been important to keep the mule in the row whilst farming. There is a famous Newt in our country who is running for President. ( I mentioned him in my letter last week ). Some folks in our country probably don't want to keep this Newt in the row. In fact they want him to veer far into the ditch....and stay there.
Give Sister of Mercy a hug for me; keep Newt in the road; lay off the smoking; and have fun! I can almost see you galloping with gazelles.
Your foster dad, Cat. Umgawa!
Saturday, January 21, 2012
"Potpurri"
Seems the Jeopardy on-line testing has hit a dead end. No hits today from people wanting to know the answers.
Here's a few in case anyone's interested:
1) It was Red Skelton who closed his weekly variety show with "And may God bless." I remember some students at Rowdy High, where I matriculated magna cum rowdy, pronounced his name Red Skeleton.
2) And it was Slim Whiman who yodeled himself to fame on TBS Channel 17 back in the day. Side note which was not on the test: Andy Mesersmith was one of two baseball's first free agents. His number: 17. And the contract was inked thanks to Ted "Montana Grill" Turner, long before his soiree with Jane.
P.S. Ravens over the Pats. And San Fran over da Giants.
Peace and love
Here's a few in case anyone's interested:
1) It was Red Skelton who closed his weekly variety show with "And may God bless." I remember some students at Rowdy High, where I matriculated magna cum rowdy, pronounced his name Red Skeleton.
2) And it was Slim Whiman who yodeled himself to fame on TBS Channel 17 back in the day. Side note which was not on the test: Andy Mesersmith was one of two baseball's first free agents. His number: 17. And the contract was inked thanks to Ted "Montana Grill" Turner, long before his soiree with Jane.
P.S. Ravens over the Pats. And San Fran over da Giants.
Peace and love
Friday, January 20, 2012
"Dear Ngudu Returns"
Dear Ngudu, Your foster dad here. Or should I say ex foster dad, because I haven't sent my monthly installments to you in quite a long time. Hope your doing well. Sorry for the spelling of you're as your. Hope you understand. It's the text message phenomena that's taken over since my last correspondence. Yer is okay too, but I have an old fashioned cell phone, and it doesn't recognize slang words. Your Uncle Hoots is perhaps the only man in this country who doesn't own one.
When you get your own phone and begin texting you can save time by using anagrams. Maybe that's too big of a word for you, so I will give examples that will help. "OMG" is short for oh, my god. You use this when yer surprised by what the other person texts you. Like when my friend sent me one today and said Rick Perry had dropped out of the presidential race, I shot back with "OMG!"
It's not polite or proper etiquette to use all capital letters, but I couldn't help it today when I received another text informing me that Newt Gingrich's ex wife is saying some horrible things about him. He wanted an open marriage.
"OMG!" ( notice the cap letters and exclamation point! ) was my reply.
Another good text abbreviation is TMI. When my mother, your foster grandmother, fills me in with her daily regimen: a teaspoon of Miralax in her coffee in the morning; three prunes at bedtime, and a stool softener suppository where the sun don't shine in order to maintain regularity, my immediate response is TMI. ( Too Much Information! If I were a woman it is also trendy to utter EWWW!! as well.
Well, the crap is hitting the fan, Ngudu. We're in a presidential election year over here in the U.S. It's a long way from Tanzania, I know, but surely you've read about it in the Tanzania Gazette or Journal. The Republican hopefuls are having debates in order to win primaries.They want to become the commander-in-chief. One in particular is a man that goes by the name of Herman Cain. He, however, is now yesterday's news. He was the CEO ( not a text anagram ) of Godfather's Pizza back in the day. Some female co-workers came out of the closet and accused Herman of hanky panky. Because your young we'll leave it at that. TMI!
Hopefully you will visit me one day on the Pond, Ngudu. Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you. If we meet up in San Francisco, I will not be able to purchase a McDonald's Happy Meal for you. Entree, fries, drink and a TOY! From Vietnam. Or China. Your neck of the woods. Even if you substitute the fries with sliced apples and replace the coke with fruit juice, it is against the law for the Happy Place to sell a Happy Meal to you.I would hate to see the two of us handcuffed and carted off to jail, just because you want to savor Americana in its finest form.The law makers decided that the Happy Meal made kids obese ( a polite way of saying your fat ), and that it reeked of cholesterol.
In a similar vein, OMG! a woman today in Georgia ( not the Russian one your familiar with ) was arrested for allowing her 10 year old son to get a tattoo. The tats parlor is in trouble too. No one under 18 can get a tattoo even with their parents' consent
Well, Ngudu. I've bounced from subject to subject. Hope I didn't bore you. Here's hoping you have a phone-or will get one soon-so we can text each other. It's hard work composing these letters, and a text is quite easier. OMG or TMI and voila there's an instant communique.
Give Sister of Mercy a big hug, your foster dad Cat.
When you get your own phone and begin texting you can save time by using anagrams. Maybe that's too big of a word for you, so I will give examples that will help. "OMG" is short for oh, my god. You use this when yer surprised by what the other person texts you. Like when my friend sent me one today and said Rick Perry had dropped out of the presidential race, I shot back with "OMG!"
It's not polite or proper etiquette to use all capital letters, but I couldn't help it today when I received another text informing me that Newt Gingrich's ex wife is saying some horrible things about him. He wanted an open marriage.
"OMG!" ( notice the cap letters and exclamation point! ) was my reply.
Another good text abbreviation is TMI. When my mother, your foster grandmother, fills me in with her daily regimen: a teaspoon of Miralax in her coffee in the morning; three prunes at bedtime, and a stool softener suppository where the sun don't shine in order to maintain regularity, my immediate response is TMI. ( Too Much Information! If I were a woman it is also trendy to utter EWWW!! as well.
Well, the crap is hitting the fan, Ngudu. We're in a presidential election year over here in the U.S. It's a long way from Tanzania, I know, but surely you've read about it in the Tanzania Gazette or Journal. The Republican hopefuls are having debates in order to win primaries.They want to become the commander-in-chief. One in particular is a man that goes by the name of Herman Cain. He, however, is now yesterday's news. He was the CEO ( not a text anagram ) of Godfather's Pizza back in the day. Some female co-workers came out of the closet and accused Herman of hanky panky. Because your young we'll leave it at that. TMI!
Hopefully you will visit me one day on the Pond, Ngudu. Unfortunately, I have some bad news for you. If we meet up in San Francisco, I will not be able to purchase a McDonald's Happy Meal for you. Entree, fries, drink and a TOY! From Vietnam. Or China. Your neck of the woods. Even if you substitute the fries with sliced apples and replace the coke with fruit juice, it is against the law for the Happy Place to sell a Happy Meal to you.I would hate to see the two of us handcuffed and carted off to jail, just because you want to savor Americana in its finest form.The law makers decided that the Happy Meal made kids obese ( a polite way of saying your fat ), and that it reeked of cholesterol.
In a similar vein, OMG! a woman today in Georgia ( not the Russian one your familiar with ) was arrested for allowing her 10 year old son to get a tattoo. The tats parlor is in trouble too. No one under 18 can get a tattoo even with their parents' consent
Well, Ngudu. I've bounced from subject to subject. Hope I didn't bore you. Here's hoping you have a phone-or will get one soon-so we can text each other. It's hard work composing these letters, and a text is quite easier. OMG or TMI and voila there's an instant communique.
Give Sister of Mercy a big hug, your foster dad Cat.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
"Jeopardy On-Line Test"
I have gotten many hits from folks wanting to know the answers to the online Jeopardy test that yours truly took Tuesday night.
Because I like the hits-more guests-I have decided to give out more answers.
1) Sky King's daughter's name was Penny.
2) It was Strother Martin who was the murderer in last night's Perry Mason. He did not say: "what we have here is a failure to communicate." He simply fessed up when Perry applied the screws.
3) It wasn't Col. Mustard in the observatory, but Raven Shams, my sister from the city by the bay.
4) Andy Williams, not Andy Rooney, was a huckleberry friend.
5) Peter Pan is Larry Hagman's mother.
6) "Fury" starred Fury and Peter Graves and Bobby Diamond as the horse. Make that Fury was the horse. Bobby Diamond played his caregiver. Pete was the crusty old timer.
7) "I'm a coming, Wild Bill" was uttered by Andy Devine in the opening credits to "Wild Bill Hickock," tv series from the 50's.
8) It was Richard "Jaws" Kiel who played the alien from another planet in the infamous "To Serve Man" Twilight Zone episode. Bonus: To serve man was a cookbook, and to think the silly earthlings thought the aliens came in peace.
9) "Gawldangit Pepino" was uttered by Grandpappy Amos ( Walter Brennan ) in the "Real McCoys to Pepino, the hispanic handyman. A forerunner to the Bev Hillbillies. And now you know where the term "vast wasteland" originated. ( cue canned laughter )
10) And it was Irene Ryan as Granny who said "Winstons taste good like a cigarette had oughta," while she was hawking the tobacco product via the prime time airways.
11) And it was v.c. who penned this episode into the infantile. Please tune in for more Jeopardy questions and answers tomorrow and the next day....
P.S. The real questions and answers were discussed in another post a couple of days ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIufLRpJYnI
Because I like the hits-more guests-I have decided to give out more answers.
1) Sky King's daughter's name was Penny.
2) It was Strother Martin who was the murderer in last night's Perry Mason. He did not say: "what we have here is a failure to communicate." He simply fessed up when Perry applied the screws.
3) It wasn't Col. Mustard in the observatory, but Raven Shams, my sister from the city by the bay.
4) Andy Williams, not Andy Rooney, was a huckleberry friend.
5) Peter Pan is Larry Hagman's mother.
6) "Fury" starred Fury and Peter Graves and Bobby Diamond as the horse. Make that Fury was the horse. Bobby Diamond played his caregiver. Pete was the crusty old timer.
7) "I'm a coming, Wild Bill" was uttered by Andy Devine in the opening credits to "Wild Bill Hickock," tv series from the 50's.
8) It was Richard "Jaws" Kiel who played the alien from another planet in the infamous "To Serve Man" Twilight Zone episode. Bonus: To serve man was a cookbook, and to think the silly earthlings thought the aliens came in peace.
9) "Gawldangit Pepino" was uttered by Grandpappy Amos ( Walter Brennan ) in the "Real McCoys to Pepino, the hispanic handyman. A forerunner to the Bev Hillbillies. And now you know where the term "vast wasteland" originated. ( cue canned laughter )
10) And it was Irene Ryan as Granny who said "Winstons taste good like a cigarette had oughta," while she was hawking the tobacco product via the prime time airways.
11) And it was v.c. who penned this episode into the infantile. Please tune in for more Jeopardy questions and answers tomorrow and the next day....
P.S. The real questions and answers were discussed in another post a couple of days ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIufLRpJYnI
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
"Gingivitis-Eww!"
I posted this in 2006. Encore presentation, eh? I was looking for a cornbread recipe for my sis, and it pulled this one out. Pun not intended.
I was attempting to respond to a Doc Searls foray in which the poor man as a child had to endure dentistry sans novacaine. OUCH! No wonder we're all loonier than loons.
Here is my comment:
I've already written this once but didn't save it-too much porn viewing, I guess, but here goes again.
Dr. Hardnut used to drill on my teeth, circa 1960. Each cavity cost $5.00 each as in "five" golden rings.
My Aunt Mad was deathly afraid of dentists. Perhaps she had close encounters of the third kind allah Doc Searls.
Her teeth were ravaged by gingivitis- each one loose and in the last stages of decay.
However, it never stopped her from indulging in chicken and dumplings-her favorite meal-or cornbread submerged in buttermilk.
Today a cavity costs $600.00 which doesn't include the cleaning and repartee from the tooth cleaner. Talk about inflation, eh?
My new dentist sings along to the Muzac while he's examining every nook and cranny in the recesses of yer mouth. I call him the singing dentist. And he knows the words to every pop recording ever made.
Moral of the story: Floss and brush your teeth every day. Have regular cleanings ( 6 months recommended ) and if you are tempted to go go "back to the future" have all your dental work up to date ( pun intention? ) before proceeding.
I was attempting to respond to a Doc Searls foray in which the poor man as a child had to endure dentistry sans novacaine. OUCH! No wonder we're all loonier than loons.
Here is my comment:
I've already written this once but didn't save it-too much porn viewing, I guess, but here goes again.
Dr. Hardnut used to drill on my teeth, circa 1960. Each cavity cost $5.00 each as in "five" golden rings.
My Aunt Mad was deathly afraid of dentists. Perhaps she had close encounters of the third kind allah Doc Searls.
Her teeth were ravaged by gingivitis- each one loose and in the last stages of decay.
However, it never stopped her from indulging in chicken and dumplings-her favorite meal-or cornbread submerged in buttermilk.
Today a cavity costs $600.00 which doesn't include the cleaning and repartee from the tooth cleaner. Talk about inflation, eh?
My new dentist sings along to the Muzac while he's examining every nook and cranny in the recesses of yer mouth. I call him the singing dentist. And he knows the words to every pop recording ever made.
Moral of the story: Floss and brush your teeth every day. Have regular cleanings ( 6 months recommended ) and if you are tempted to go go "back to the future" have all your dental work up to date ( pun intention? ) before proceeding.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
"Jeopardy On-Line test"
I took the test tonight, so I can become the next Ken Jennings. Who won a couple of million dollars and became somewhat of a household name.
There were 50 questions. And you had 15 seconds for each answer.
They were tough.
I did know some. Yes, I did.
I knew Robert Plant, John Paul Jones and Jimmy Page were Led Zepplin, who reunited in 2007.
I knew Pearl Harbor Day is celebrated on December 7th.
I knew Jimmy Stewart played a wheelchair-bound photographer in Hitchcock's "Rear Window."
But my Shakespere is lousy. I don't even know how to spell his name. Shakespeare. There! Thank you spellcheck.
I didn't know the capital of Turkey. Gibletssansibar is probably incorrect.
And my knowledge of current tv shows is null and void. Ask me about "Father Knows Best;" "Gilligan's Island;" or "Sky King," and I'd be good to go. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. Or "Fury" with Bobby Diamond.
I just want to say it one time. "Let's make it a true daily double, Alex!"
There were 50 questions. And you had 15 seconds for each answer.
They were tough.
I did know some. Yes, I did.
I knew Robert Plant, John Paul Jones and Jimmy Page were Led Zepplin, who reunited in 2007.
I knew Pearl Harbor Day is celebrated on December 7th.
I knew Jimmy Stewart played a wheelchair-bound photographer in Hitchcock's "Rear Window."
But my Shakespere is lousy. I don't even know how to spell his name. Shakespeare. There! Thank you spellcheck.
I didn't know the capital of Turkey. Gibletssansibar is probably incorrect.
And my knowledge of current tv shows is null and void. Ask me about "Father Knows Best;" "Gilligan's Island;" or "Sky King," and I'd be good to go. Alas, it wasn't meant to be. Or "Fury" with Bobby Diamond.
I just want to say it one time. "Let's make it a true daily double, Alex!"
Friday, January 13, 2012
"Friday the 13th"
Today is Friday the 13th. I didn't know it was coming this month, but Comcast did. They have the Jason Voorhees series 1-8 on their free movies. I have watched III, IV, V, and VI.
Betsy Palmer played Mrs. Voorhees in I and II. And Kevin Bacon starred in numero uno. I knew of Betsy from "To Tell the Truth." Is it bigger than a breadbox, the, uh, thing you do?
Betsy Palmer played Mrs. Voorhees in I and II. And Kevin Bacon starred in numero uno. I knew of Betsy from "To Tell the Truth." Is it bigger than a breadbox, the, uh, thing you do?
Restaurant owner getting international attention after blasting woman after bad Yelp review
An Atlanta restaurant has become internationally famous for the owner's bad taste when a customer wrote a bad review.
The owner of the barbecue restaurant near Turner Field lashed out with an online response that's bitten back a thousand times.
A little more than a mile away from her house, Stephanie Stuck took her husband to Boners Barbecue.
"Because it's a local business and it's in our neighborhood," Stuck said.
She wasn't thrilled with the place and wrote a review on Yelp!
The owner of Boners lifted her picture and attached it to his response.
"And he went off on me," Stuck said.
"The owner posted a response on social media to other restaurant owners saying "If you see this woman in your restaurant, tell her to go outside and (expletive) herself. Yelp that, (expletive)."
Bloggers and tweeters picked it up and it went viral. Stuck showed Channel 2's Jeff Dore the tweets about it from around the world.
http://bcove.me/396nqxsa
"It's just keeps going and going and it keeps going further than that, just about this," Stuck said showing Dore all the responses she's been getting since posting her review.
It's been on Huffington Post and online lists about the worst use of social media.
"I feel bad for the guy honestly. It's a small business and he's trying really
Just before news time a spokesman for the owner called us, quoting him as saying he used
The owner of the barbecue restaurant near Turner Field lashed out with an online response that's bitten back a thousand times.
A little more than a mile away from her house, Stephanie Stuck took her husband to Boners Barbecue.
"Because it's a local business and it's in our neighborhood," Stuck said.
She wasn't thrilled with the place and wrote a review on Yelp!
The owner of Boners lifted her picture and attached it to his response.
"And he went off on me," Stuck said.
"The owner posted a response on social media to other restaurant owners saying "If you see this woman in your restaurant, tell her to go outside and (expletive) herself. Yelp that, (expletive)."
Bloggers and tweeters picked it up and it went viral. Stuck showed Channel 2's Jeff Dore the tweets about it from around the world.
http://bcove.me/396nqxsa
"It's just keeps going and going and it keeps going further than that, just about this," Stuck said showing Dore all the responses she's been getting since posting her review.
It's been on Huffington Post and online lists about the worst use of social media.
"I feel bad for the guy honestly. It's a small business and he's trying really
Just before news time a spokesman for the owner called us, quoting him as saying he used
"Facebook, the Social Network"
My old buddy, Hoots, is alive and well and posting on Facebook. He is a big Twitter kind of guy as well. He posted a video on FB today about a man-just like you and me-and the annoyances he faces in a typical day.
From the kid on a skateboard he almost runs over while backing out of his driveway to waiting in line at a coffee shop and experiencing less than adequate customer service. Just a tip of the iceberg.
Suddenly from out of nowhere, a strange galoot of a man gives him a different set of glasses to peer through. He then realizes that the people annoying him are having their own inner struggles.
One needs a hug; one is co-dependent; one is shy; one fears rejection-well, you get the drift.
Of course, I responded and told Hoots that I needed a hug after viewing, and that I needed a dry handkerchief.
Typical Hoots and typical me. Another of his "I report; you decide."
I like Facebook. And I like how you can reach people you haven't seen in years. And I like playing the games. But FB is mainly for females.
Examples from women posting there:
1) For dinner we are having country fried steak with cream gravy, blackeye peas, collards, and biscuits. What are you having?
2) My heart is touched today, because the hills are alive with the sound of music. I can almost hear the bells ringing in the dell.
3) It is so hot today. I hate hot weather. I hate cold weather too. I hate all kinds of weather. My favorite weather is 70 degrees. I hate shoveling snow. Brrr. It's so cold. What I wouldn't give to live in Florida. But they have bugs and alligators and crocodiles and hurricanes....
4) I just settled down with a good book and a cup of peppermint aloe tea. I wish my friends could be here to talk. We could squirt perfume on each other. What fun!!
5) Who hasn't flossed their teeth today.? Be sure and eat your fruits and vegetables.
6) Today is over the hump day. I wish it was Friday. Cos Saturday I'm going shopping with the girls. We're gonna squirt perfume, try on dresses, and buy designer handbags. We are giggly with excitement.
7) I'm tired! I worked hard all day. If Siegfried thinks I'm cooking tonight, he's crazy. It's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches time.Perhaps a drizzle of perfume on my wrist will make me feel better. And a warm bubble bath with a glass of wine.
8) I love me a bubble bath. When the bubbles escape from the water they remind me of life. Each bubble has its own shape and trajectory. A different path if you will.
9) I think when the moon is in the Seventh House. And Jupiter aligns with Mars.Then peace will guide the planets. And love will steer the stars. My sign is Aquarius. Aquarians love a good herbal tea and perfume. Woo hoo!
10) I saw a deer in my backyard. The squirrels and chipmunks greeted him. His name is Bambi. That's what I call him anyway. I wanted to invite him in to drink some Kasbah tea, but I couldn't. Deer don't drink herbal tea! XXOO
Facebook for women? I report; you decide!
From the kid on a skateboard he almost runs over while backing out of his driveway to waiting in line at a coffee shop and experiencing less than adequate customer service. Just a tip of the iceberg.
Suddenly from out of nowhere, a strange galoot of a man gives him a different set of glasses to peer through. He then realizes that the people annoying him are having their own inner struggles.
One needs a hug; one is co-dependent; one is shy; one fears rejection-well, you get the drift.
Of course, I responded and told Hoots that I needed a hug after viewing, and that I needed a dry handkerchief.
Typical Hoots and typical me. Another of his "I report; you decide."
I like Facebook. And I like how you can reach people you haven't seen in years. And I like playing the games. But FB is mainly for females.
Examples from women posting there:
1) For dinner we are having country fried steak with cream gravy, blackeye peas, collards, and biscuits. What are you having?
2) My heart is touched today, because the hills are alive with the sound of music. I can almost hear the bells ringing in the dell.
3) It is so hot today. I hate hot weather. I hate cold weather too. I hate all kinds of weather. My favorite weather is 70 degrees. I hate shoveling snow. Brrr. It's so cold. What I wouldn't give to live in Florida. But they have bugs and alligators and crocodiles and hurricanes....
4) I just settled down with a good book and a cup of peppermint aloe tea. I wish my friends could be here to talk. We could squirt perfume on each other. What fun!!
5) Who hasn't flossed their teeth today.? Be sure and eat your fruits and vegetables.
6) Today is over the hump day. I wish it was Friday. Cos Saturday I'm going shopping with the girls. We're gonna squirt perfume, try on dresses, and buy designer handbags. We are giggly with excitement.
7) I'm tired! I worked hard all day. If Siegfried thinks I'm cooking tonight, he's crazy. It's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches time.Perhaps a drizzle of perfume on my wrist will make me feel better. And a warm bubble bath with a glass of wine.
8) I love me a bubble bath. When the bubbles escape from the water they remind me of life. Each bubble has its own shape and trajectory. A different path if you will.
9) I think when the moon is in the Seventh House. And Jupiter aligns with Mars.Then peace will guide the planets. And love will steer the stars. My sign is Aquarius. Aquarians love a good herbal tea and perfume. Woo hoo!
10) I saw a deer in my backyard. The squirrels and chipmunks greeted him. His name is Bambi. That's what I call him anyway. I wanted to invite him in to drink some Kasbah tea, but I couldn't. Deer don't drink herbal tea! XXOO
Facebook for women? I report; you decide!
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
"Texas Pop Festival"
Look at the bands that played 1969-08-31 - Lewisville, Texas. Makes Woodstock look like a Franki Valli concert.
Led Zep; Chicago; Ten Years After; BB King; Janis Joplin; Santana; et al. Well, maybe it was Woodstock II. A few days after the historic concert at Yasgur's farm.
Another version of "South California Purples" to follow-my favorite CTA tune. I am you are he as you are me and we are all together. Goo goo ga joob.
P.S. Were you there Rock?
P.S.S. I saw an old Perry Mason the other night-my favorite tv show of All Time-took place in Midland, Texas. Oil country, eh?
Led Zep; Chicago; Ten Years After; BB King; Janis Joplin; Santana; et al. Well, maybe it was Woodstock II. A few days after the historic concert at Yasgur's farm.
Another version of "South California Purples" to follow-my favorite CTA tune. I am you are he as you are me and we are all together. Goo goo ga joob.
P.S. Were you there Rock?
P.S.S. I saw an old Perry Mason the other night-my favorite tv show of All Time-took place in Midland, Texas. Oil country, eh?
"Go Tebow"
Tonight's game was a dud. Big yawn. I do know the folks in N'awlins and Baton Rouge ain't too happy. My old associate manager, one cajunballsauvin, is probably having a sleepless night, because LSBooHoo lost the game. I have not talked to him in over a year, but he is crying in his yuengling tonight.
Not sure where they dined before the game, or if perhaps it was the long layoff, but the Tigers were flat. But then maybe the Tide had something to do with it.
I did like the Bear back in the day. But I do not like Lou Saban. He got his pantiesinnawad late in the game-with victory assured-when Alabama jumped offsides ( their first penalty ).
He began berating his players for the miscue. He was a few minutes away from winning the mythical National Championship, and he was still a hard ass.
I liked how Brent Musberger backtracked when he said that Saban may make the Tide fans forget the Bear. No chance!
The game was ho-hum. Why is the game played so late in January? Television and money, eh? Give me Tim Tebow winning in overtime any day of the week and twice on Sunday. The NFL is more exciting and unpredictable. Except for the refs factor.
They screwed the Lions Saturday night. On a Drew Brees fumble, which should have given the Lions a 21-7 lead, and the generous first down awarded???? them early in the third quarter while backed up in their own territory If that was a first down then my name is Jerry Clower or Huey Long or Billy Cannon or Billy Joke Tolliver.
Anyway, I can't wait for this weekend's games. And it's been a long time since I couldn't get excited about the bowl games.LSBoohoo!
P.S. Go Tebow!
Not sure where they dined before the game, or if perhaps it was the long layoff, but the Tigers were flat. But then maybe the Tide had something to do with it.
I did like the Bear back in the day. But I do not like Lou Saban. He got his pantiesinnawad late in the game-with victory assured-when Alabama jumped offsides ( their first penalty ).
He began berating his players for the miscue. He was a few minutes away from winning the mythical National Championship, and he was still a hard ass.
I liked how Brent Musberger backtracked when he said that Saban may make the Tide fans forget the Bear. No chance!
The game was ho-hum. Why is the game played so late in January? Television and money, eh? Give me Tim Tebow winning in overtime any day of the week and twice on Sunday. The NFL is more exciting and unpredictable. Except for the refs factor.
They screwed the Lions Saturday night. On a Drew Brees fumble, which should have given the Lions a 21-7 lead, and the generous first down awarded???? them early in the third quarter while backed up in their own territory If that was a first down then my name is Jerry Clower or Huey Long or Billy Cannon or Billy Joke Tolliver.
Anyway, I can't wait for this weekend's games. And it's been a long time since I couldn't get excited about the bowl games.LSBoohoo!
P.S. Go Tebow!
Sunday, January 08, 2012
'The Artist' Director Michel Hazanavicius's Five Favorite Hollywood Films
....So, we asked the director what were his five favorite English-language films. He politely and enthusiastically complied -- but told Yahoo! that
if asked again, don't be surprised if he also included "The Godfather,"
"The Big Lebowski," "Citizen Kane," "The Third Man" or "Raging Bull."
in the below but wanted to mention them anyway.
His five are:
1) "The Apartment" ( Great b/w movie from Billy Wilder. Co starred Fred MacMurray as a heel ).
2) "The Night of the Hunter" What a performance from Robert Mitchum. Scared the beejeesus out of me when I was just a kid ).
3) "North by Northwest" ( One of Hitchcock's best ).
4) "To Be or Not to Be" ( Have never seen this one and me a supposed film buff ).
5) "Rio Bravo" ( Somewhat of a surprise, eh?, but the Duke was in a class by himself ).
His five are:
1) "The Apartment" ( Great b/w movie from Billy Wilder. Co starred Fred MacMurray as a heel ).
2) "The Night of the Hunter" What a performance from Robert Mitchum. Scared the beejeesus out of me when I was just a kid ).
3) "North by Northwest" ( One of Hitchcock's best ).
4) "To Be or Not to Be" ( Have never seen this one and me a supposed film buff ).
5) "Rio Bravo" ( Somewhat of a surprise, eh?, but the Duke was in a class by himself ).
"Hello Houston"
Country music was never my bag, but I loved the "Urban Cowboy" soundtrack. Great songs. And a great movie. "Do you two-step?"
Friday, January 06, 2012
Thursday, January 05, 2012
"Good Whiskey Never Lets You Lose Your Place" or The Restaurant Biz: One Flew Over the Looney Bin"
I ran across this one by accident. An old post of mine.
A few years ago I had a quick stay in the looney bin. Took some vacation time so no one would know. Briggs, my boss, called my first day back. He was on my ass for something already, and I hadn’t been in the door 5 minutes.
He did ask about my vacation.
I told him the fishing was great and that I had resumed surfing, a passion of mine back in the day. “Gotta make that one last ride,” I told him.
Briggs said goodbye and I tried to concentrate on my work. But my mind kept drifting back to my stay in the looney bin. Modern technology is great. The guys in my group ( bin ) were nice. Most were ex restaurant mgrs., some fast food and some from the corral. One group member was an Indian, who went by the name of Cherokee Fiddle. In our focus group, he kept singing “good whiskey never lets you lose your place.”
I made a mental note to remember that sage advice on my exit from the bin. If it worked so well, why was he in here?
Anyway, I needed to get moving and take care of business. It was the day after payday. And it’s always rowdy after getting paid. Never know who's gonna show up. Sometimes the team members call, sometimes they don’t. Too bad we don’t close the next day after getting paid. We could get a professional sign made, put ads in the paper and on t.v.
“Due to the lack of participation of our team members after payday, [ our store ] will be closed every Friday.” The guests would miss seafood schizophrenia. And v.c. basa or catfish, depending on your proximity to Louisiana.
Team member Billy did call to say he couldn’t work because the ants in his ant farm had expired. He was seeking grief counseling. He would call back when the psychiatrist released him. I suggested he call Dr. Myeyes. And even gave him the number. And the # to the bin.
Team member Suzy called and said her play 6th cousin was having an unscheduled emergency operation today and couldn’t work. Some kind of ectomy. The play cousin meant a lot to her and Suzy wanted to be there. I gave her Dr. Myeyes # in case there was any grief relief needed. I could relate, having had my own erectomy problems lately. Thank god for the free 6 pack Myeyes gave me.
I don’t know why I continue to recommend Dr. Myeyes. His advice to me on RKN [ Rowdy Kids Nite ] was useless. And his fee is exorbitant.
Things got worse. The fry cook showed up in a foul mood. Myeyes had suggested AA for his predicament. But he stopped at step 2. He plans on returning to the program if he wins the lottery. He keeps getting behind on the fried chicken. I was tempted to retreat to the car where I keep my 44. I had read that somewhere. Maybe it would work.
Then Briggs called again and said I had made the list. While driving to work I had seen a bumper sticker which read, “My son made the principal’s list at Rowdy High.” Another case of the force known as synchronicity. Being on any list would be a good thing.
“Thanks, Briggs,” I said confidently. Earlier he was chewing my ass for some obscure transgression. Now I had made the list.
“You're #1 on my shit list, Charlie.” he said.
“I’m sorry, Briggs. What didn’t I do? Cucumbers cut the wrong size? Mysterious shopper score too low? White pepper not from McCormick? Potatoes from Colorado? Too many unread e- mails?”
“No, Charlie. You’re on the list because I just don’t like you.”
As Briggs was berating away and making me feel bad, I remembered Cherokee’s advice, having brought a bottle from home for this type of emergency. While Briggs was still ranting, I began pouring the first of many shots, chug-a-lugging them as the bottle slowly emptied. The door was closed ( new directive ) and no one could see me.
As Briggs was going on and on and on, I heard a knock at the door. It was Cherokee. He had just left the looney bin. He said leaving Nurse Ratchet was hard but it was time to move on. I returned to the phone and told Briggs that I would work on my shortcomings. ( it was probably the whiskey talking )
It was good to see Cherokee. I felt bad that my bottle was a shot away ( apologies to the Stones,' "Gimme Shelter" ) but old Cherokee had come prepared. He displayed a fifth of whiskey from out of nowhere.
"Good whiskey never lets you lose your place," he said.
End of Part One.
Farewell and adieu, v.c.
A few years ago I had a quick stay in the looney bin. Took some vacation time so no one would know. Briggs, my boss, called my first day back. He was on my ass for something already, and I hadn’t been in the door 5 minutes.
He did ask about my vacation.
I told him the fishing was great and that I had resumed surfing, a passion of mine back in the day. “Gotta make that one last ride,” I told him.
Briggs said goodbye and I tried to concentrate on my work. But my mind kept drifting back to my stay in the looney bin. Modern technology is great. The guys in my group ( bin ) were nice. Most were ex restaurant mgrs., some fast food and some from the corral. One group member was an Indian, who went by the name of Cherokee Fiddle. In our focus group, he kept singing “good whiskey never lets you lose your place.”
I made a mental note to remember that sage advice on my exit from the bin. If it worked so well, why was he in here?
Anyway, I needed to get moving and take care of business. It was the day after payday. And it’s always rowdy after getting paid. Never know who's gonna show up. Sometimes the team members call, sometimes they don’t. Too bad we don’t close the next day after getting paid. We could get a professional sign made, put ads in the paper and on t.v.
“Due to the lack of participation of our team members after payday, [ our store ] will be closed every Friday.” The guests would miss seafood schizophrenia. And v.c. basa or catfish, depending on your proximity to Louisiana.
Team member Billy did call to say he couldn’t work because the ants in his ant farm had expired. He was seeking grief counseling. He would call back when the psychiatrist released him. I suggested he call Dr. Myeyes. And even gave him the number. And the # to the bin.
Team member Suzy called and said her play 6th cousin was having an unscheduled emergency operation today and couldn’t work. Some kind of ectomy. The play cousin meant a lot to her and Suzy wanted to be there. I gave her Dr. Myeyes # in case there was any grief relief needed. I could relate, having had my own erectomy problems lately. Thank god for the free 6 pack Myeyes gave me.
I don’t know why I continue to recommend Dr. Myeyes. His advice to me on RKN [ Rowdy Kids Nite ] was useless. And his fee is exorbitant.
Things got worse. The fry cook showed up in a foul mood. Myeyes had suggested AA for his predicament. But he stopped at step 2. He plans on returning to the program if he wins the lottery. He keeps getting behind on the fried chicken. I was tempted to retreat to the car where I keep my 44. I had read that somewhere. Maybe it would work.
Then Briggs called again and said I had made the list. While driving to work I had seen a bumper sticker which read, “My son made the principal’s list at Rowdy High.” Another case of the force known as synchronicity. Being on any list would be a good thing.
“Thanks, Briggs,” I said confidently. Earlier he was chewing my ass for some obscure transgression. Now I had made the list.
“You're #1 on my shit list, Charlie.” he said.
“I’m sorry, Briggs. What didn’t I do? Cucumbers cut the wrong size? Mysterious shopper score too low? White pepper not from McCormick? Potatoes from Colorado? Too many unread e- mails?”
“No, Charlie. You’re on the list because I just don’t like you.”
As Briggs was berating away and making me feel bad, I remembered Cherokee’s advice, having brought a bottle from home for this type of emergency. While Briggs was still ranting, I began pouring the first of many shots, chug-a-lugging them as the bottle slowly emptied. The door was closed ( new directive ) and no one could see me.
As Briggs was going on and on and on, I heard a knock at the door. It was Cherokee. He had just left the looney bin. He said leaving Nurse Ratchet was hard but it was time to move on. I returned to the phone and told Briggs that I would work on my shortcomings. ( it was probably the whiskey talking )
It was good to see Cherokee. I felt bad that my bottle was a shot away ( apologies to the Stones,' "Gimme Shelter" ) but old Cherokee had come prepared. He displayed a fifth of whiskey from out of nowhere.
"Good whiskey never lets you lose your place," he said.
End of Part One.
Farewell and adieu, v.c.
"Wal Mart"
Not sure how accurate these figures are. But here they are. I received the e mail from my Uncle. The rest of the e mail suggests Wal Mart run the country, so we can get out of this malaise. Hmmm! Not sure about that one.
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March
17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco +
K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private
employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep
in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought
bankruptcy.
9.. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super
Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at
Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every day.
2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March
17th) than Target sells all year.
4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco +
K-Mart combined.
5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private
employer, and most speak English.
6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep
in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought
bankruptcy.
9.. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super
Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at
Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
"My Daddy Was a Pistol; And I'm a Son-of-a-Gun"
Lewis was born in 1945 and grew up in Moreland, Ga., which is just 20 or so miles from here. Rural small town Georgia. I grew up in the heart of Atlanta, but the stories he recounts are similar to mine.
Lewis' dad was an alcoholic and could never "get himself straightened out." My dad was no alcoholic to my knowledge, and left the North Forty when I was young, similar to Lewis' dad. Lewis' dad was a Captain in the army and was a prisoner of war in Korea. He also served in World War II. My dad was in charge of the spuds on a ship of some sort during WWII. Not sure if he graduated above Seaman. Or saw combat.
His parents divorced. Mine divorced. Both remarried. We both resented our stepdads. Lewis' father died at an early age. ( 56 ) My dad lived to be just shy of 80.
I love this book. I appreciate the humor. The wonderful stories of growing up.
Like the first time Lewis "lit up" in front of his dad: "Dad, I smoke." The two of them were en route to the hospital to see Lewis' wife, who was suffering with gastritis.
"Well, son, if you're old enough to be married, I guess you're old enough to smoke."
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
"Vanilla Fudge" and "Sheeyet Far!"
My Picasa, which allows me to post pix, is going awry. My posting mechanism is screwed up too. I just finished writing something for the blog, and it disappeared. Without saving.it.
"Sheeyet Far." Credited to a female character in Lewis Grizzards' "My Daddy was a Pistol, and I'm a Son-of-a-Gun." One of my favorite books but that's another story.
My story that disappeared into the nether regions of space dealt with the Vanilla Fudge, who I saw in concert in the late 60's. ( Guess it should read "whom I saw" but that's a bit prissy, eh? )
Bands in those days had names like the "Strawberry Alarm Clock"; "Canned Heat"; and the "Electric Prunes."
What a shock to my parents' generation who grew up listening to Sinatra, Lombardo and Bing Crosby. The World War II Generation had songs with intelligible words and love ballads with romantic themes. "How Much is that Doggie in the Window" and "Que Sera Sera" were replaced with "Goddamn the Pusher Man"; "I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night"; and "Eight Miles High."
The Fudge looked like young preppie adults on their first album cover, but by the time I saw them, they had progressed to hippie status full-blown.
"Love and Marriage" had been replaced with "Hey, Joe where you going with that gun in your hand!"
"Sheeyet Far." Credited to a female character in Lewis Grizzards' "My Daddy was a Pistol, and I'm a Son-of-a-Gun." One of my favorite books but that's another story.
My story that disappeared into the nether regions of space dealt with the Vanilla Fudge, who I saw in concert in the late 60's. ( Guess it should read "whom I saw" but that's a bit prissy, eh? )
Bands in those days had names like the "Strawberry Alarm Clock"; "Canned Heat"; and the "Electric Prunes."
What a shock to my parents' generation who grew up listening to Sinatra, Lombardo and Bing Crosby. The World War II Generation had songs with intelligible words and love ballads with romantic themes. "How Much is that Doggie in the Window" and "Que Sera Sera" were replaced with "Goddamn the Pusher Man"; "I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night"; and "Eight Miles High."
The Fudge looked like young preppie adults on their first album cover, but by the time I saw them, they had progressed to hippie status full-blown.
"Love and Marriage" had been replaced with "Hey, Joe where you going with that gun in your hand!"
Orca attacks shark in surf zone as beachgoers watch in awe
Orcas, more than sharks, are atop the marine food chain, and that became strikingly apparent this week at Blue Cliffs Beach off New Zealand, where at least one orca mounted a prolonged assaulted on sharks in the surf zone, as witnesses watched in amazement (see video).
Sunday, January 01, 2012
"New Years Resolutions"
It's that time of the year again. New Years Resolutions. It needs
no introduction, because we, as denizens of this world, have all made
'em. We have had successes, and, alas, we have had our failures. So
without further adieu, here are some I've overheard and some I know of
firsthand.
1) Ruby, my mom, wants to continue having good b.m.'s. Bowel movements for the uninformed. Did George Carlin ever weigh in on that universal saying: "take a crap." Take a crap where? Where do you want me to take my crap? Etc.
2) Buddy A little impish dog I know who has vowed not to dig holes in the backyard. And under the fence, so he can make his getaway. It's his rebellious but adventurous side, but he has come to realize that dangers lurk afoot. Automobiles, golf carts, and wild animals.
3) Cat ( yours truly ), pledges to write more forays into the infantile. Exercise more. And lose weight. Since my trip to San Fran, this writer from Ga. has lost 15-20 lbs. Depending on which way the wind blows and other variables.
Because my publishing deadline is at hand-I'm curious to see if the Tebow train is getting ready for derailment-this foray into the infantile is kaput, fini'.
Happy New Year!!!
1) Ruby, my mom, wants to continue having good b.m.'s. Bowel movements for the uninformed. Did George Carlin ever weigh in on that universal saying: "take a crap." Take a crap where? Where do you want me to take my crap? Etc.
2) Buddy A little impish dog I know who has vowed not to dig holes in the backyard. And under the fence, so he can make his getaway. It's his rebellious but adventurous side, but he has come to realize that dangers lurk afoot. Automobiles, golf carts, and wild animals.
3) Cat ( yours truly ), pledges to write more forays into the infantile. Exercise more. And lose weight. Since my trip to San Fran, this writer from Ga. has lost 15-20 lbs. Depending on which way the wind blows and other variables.
Because my publishing deadline is at hand-I'm curious to see if the Tebow train is getting ready for derailment-this foray into the infantile is kaput, fini'.
Happy New Year!!!
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
"First Person: From $8.10 An Hour to $36,000 a Year"
When I graduated from college in 2004, I couldn't find a job in my
degree field so I went back through my resume and looked at all the
companies I had worked for during college. One of them was Walmart, so I
applied at a Walmart store in my area. To my surprise and relief they
called me back. They had an open position as an overnight stocker that
paid $8.10 an hour. I accepted. I needed the money, and after sending
out 50 resumes in 30 days, I was pretty sure this was going to be my
only offer....
Thursday, December 29, 2011
"Did Cheetah from 1930s Tarzan flicks die?"
PALM HARBOR, Fla. — A Florida animal sanctuary says Cheetah, the chimpanzee sidekick in the Tarzan movies of the early 1930s, has died at 80. But other accounts call that claim into question.
Debbie Cobb, outreach director at the Suncoast Primate Sanctuary in Palm Harbor, said Wednesday that her grandparents acquired Cheetah around 1960 from "Tarzan" star Johnny Weissmuller and that the chimp appeared in Tarzan films between 1932 and 1934. During that period, Weissmuller made "Tarzan the Ape Man" and "Tarzan and His Mate."
But Cobb offered no documentation, saying it was destroyed in a 1995 fire.....
At the animal sanctuary, Cheetah was outgoing, loved finger painting and liked to see people laugh, Cobb said. But he could also be ill-tempered. Cobb said that when the chimp didn't like what was going on, he would fling feces and other objects.
At the animal sanctuary, Cheetah was outgoing, loved finger painting and liked to see people laugh, Cobb said. But he could also be ill-tempered. Cobb said that when the chimp didn't like what was going on, he would fling feces and other objects.
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
"Sixty in Dixie"
I turned 60 yesterday, the day after Christmas. Frightening, eh?
Turning 30 bothered me, because it seemed like the carefree days of no responsibilities were over. 40 wasn't too bad, and fifty seemed like a normal progression.
But turning 60 is a whole 'nother ball game.
My mother is 86, and a good day for her is having a good b.m. Which stands for bowel movement. Ewwww. And her daily highlights consist of watching a good show on PBS with Hercule Poirot or Doc Martin, or another exciting courtroom drama with Perry Mason, circa late 50's and early sixties.
She's got her 3 prunes to take at bedtime. And something to put in her coffee in the morning to insure the colon gets its exercise. Another ewww.
When I take her to the doctor....s I see the infirmed gathered in the waiting room. Most of them move slowly even with the aid of a cane or walker. Blessed I am not to be in that predicament....yet.
My birthday was great, however, even if it meant turning the big 6 0. My friends called, and I heard from my sis and her daughter. And my mom wished me a good b.m. And many many more.
If every day was your birthday, the world would be a nicer place to live.
So I'm sixty in Dixie.
No longer lickety-splitsy at sixty.
Soon to be rickety at sixty.
Watching old shows of Bill Bixby after sixty.
What the hell. Nixty to 60.
Peace and out. And may all your b.m.'s be good ones!
Ewww!
Turning 30 bothered me, because it seemed like the carefree days of no responsibilities were over. 40 wasn't too bad, and fifty seemed like a normal progression.
But turning 60 is a whole 'nother ball game.
My mother is 86, and a good day for her is having a good b.m. Which stands for bowel movement. Ewwww. And her daily highlights consist of watching a good show on PBS with Hercule Poirot or Doc Martin, or another exciting courtroom drama with Perry Mason, circa late 50's and early sixties.
She's got her 3 prunes to take at bedtime. And something to put in her coffee in the morning to insure the colon gets its exercise. Another ewww.
When I take her to the doctor....s I see the infirmed gathered in the waiting room. Most of them move slowly even with the aid of a cane or walker. Blessed I am not to be in that predicament....yet.
My birthday was great, however, even if it meant turning the big 6 0. My friends called, and I heard from my sis and her daughter. And my mom wished me a good b.m. And many many more.
If every day was your birthday, the world would be a nicer place to live.
So I'm sixty in Dixie.
No longer lickety-splitsy at sixty.
Soon to be rickety at sixty.
Watching old shows of Bill Bixby after sixty.
What the hell. Nixty to 60.
Peace and out. And may all your b.m.'s be good ones!
Ewww!
Sunday, December 25, 2011
"The 10 Best Classic Christmas Movies; New Poll Reveals Holiday Favorites "
Here are the 10 greatest Christmas movies according to Radio Times. (You can see the full list of 50 classic Christmas movies here.)
It’s a Wonderful Life (1946) 17.83%
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) 10.19%
Love Actually (2003) 7.57%
Elf (2003) 5.94%
Home Alone (1990) 5.73%
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) 4.92%
White Christmas (1954) 4.21%
Die Hard (1988) 4.1%
Scrooge (1951) 3.68%
Santa Claus (1985) 3.18%
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
"Unclaimed $77M Powerball ticket set to expire"
ATLANTA —Someone will be out $77 million if they do not claim their winning Powerball ticket purchased in Georgia.
According to the Georgia Lottery, the Powerball ticket was sold at the Pilot Travel Center on Georgia Highway 100 in Tallapoosa on June 29.
The winning ticket, bearing the numbers 24-30-45-57-59 and Powerball No. 26, must be claimed within 180 days, putting the deadline at Dec. 26.
The Georgia Lottery headquarters will be closed Friday through Monday, but the owner of the ticket can claim their prize at the Georgia Lottery kiosks at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport.
The current Powerball jackpot is at $104 million. Mega millions has reached $173 million.
If the prize goes unclaimed, the Georgia Lottery said the funds will be returned proportionately to each participating state based on the state's sales for that drawing
According to the Georgia Lottery, the Powerball ticket was sold at the Pilot Travel Center on Georgia Highway 100 in Tallapoosa on June 29.
The winning ticket, bearing the numbers 24-30-45-57-59 and Powerball No. 26, must be claimed within 180 days, putting the deadline at Dec. 26.
The Georgia Lottery headquarters will be closed Friday through Monday, but the owner of the ticket can claim their prize at the Georgia Lottery kiosks at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport.
The current Powerball jackpot is at $104 million. Mega millions has reached $173 million.
If the prize goes unclaimed, the Georgia Lottery said the funds will be returned proportionately to each participating state based on the state's sales for that drawing
"25 or 6 to 4"
This is from a Chicago concert in 1969 at the Fillmore West. Wow!
Listen to more Chicago Transit Authority at Wolfgang's Vault.
Listen to more Chicago Transit Authority at Wolfgang's Vault.
"The Hobbit"
One of my favorite books as a teenager. My sis turned me onto it. I never liked the fact that Bilbo was not part of the fellowship that followed.
P.S. The movie will be out next December.
P.S. The movie will be out next December.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
"FedEx Guy Throwing My Computer Monitor"
The video has gone viral.
When I worked at the airport, bar glasses shipped via FedX would be 20-30% broken.
I wonder how they stay in business.
This guy will undoubtedly be fired. And should be.
When I worked at the airport, bar glasses shipped via FedX would be 20-30% broken.
I wonder how they stay in business.
This guy will undoubtedly be fired. And should be.
Monday, December 19, 2011
"Jingle Bell Rock"
Another Christmas classic-this one from 1957 just like Elvis' "Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me."
We had this one on a 45 when I was just a youngster.
We had this one on a 45 when I was just a youngster.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
"Santa Bring My Baby Back to Me!"
For some reason I have had troubles posting this video. Maybe the King is trying to get in touch with me via the netherworld.
Anyway the song was recorded in 1957, and I remember the catfish clan had it on a 45. That's rpm's. Sure beat the brittle 78's.
P.S. How many more shopping days before Christmas?
P.S.S. Once again, trouble. Forgot to paste the song. Elvis? Are you there?
Anyway the song was recorded in 1957, and I remember the catfish clan had it on a 45. That's rpm's. Sure beat the brittle 78's.
P.S. How many more shopping days before Christmas?
P.S.S. Once again, trouble. Forgot to paste the song. Elvis? Are you there?
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Thursday, December 08, 2011
"Gay Divorcee"
Parents Outraged Over Teacher Removing Word ‘Gay’ from ‘Deck the Halls’
Christmas carols help us get in the mood to celebrate the holidays. But would they have the same meaning if we changed a few words? Parents of students at an elementary school in Michigan say, "No." A music teacher at Cherry Knoll Elementary School in Traverse City decided to change the word "gay" to "bright" in "Deck the Halls" for the children's Christmas concert. Her reasoning for the switch? First- and second-graders would not stop giggling when they sang the word "gay." Several parents were so upset about the change they went to the school's Facebook page to express their opinions. One parent said, "By taking the word 'gay' out of 'Deck the Halls,' you are making it a big deal. One word can have different meanings." Another parent voiced, "Can one word in a 150-year-old classic Christmas carol really offend someone?" The negative comments have since been deleted from the school's Facebook page, and wall posts have been disabled. Cherry Knoll Principal Chris Parker is on the parents' side, saying, "This would have been a great opportunity to teach that 'gay' has more than one meaning and is not a bad word." In response to the controversy over the word change, the original lyrics have now been changed back....
Jobless in Iowa: a third of the state’s unemployed have been looking for work for six months or more
DES MOINES--Colette Noble's kids used to tell her, "You'll never lose your job--you work too hard."
Noble's voice choked up and her eyes welled with tears as she recounted the exchange. "I used to say, 'You know what--you never know,' " she said, during an interview last week at a Starbucks here. "There are lots of good people who worked hard that lost their jobs."
Noble was laid off in January as an account manager at CDS Global, an Iowa-based subsidiary of the Hearst Corporation, where she worked for two decades. She was the was the sole breadwinner for her family of four. Her two sons are 15 and 17. Her husband, a lawyer, stopped working several years ago after becoming addicted to Oxycontin, a painkiller that a doctor prescribed him for back pain. He's now healthy and looking for work again.
Noble, who is 48, threw herself into the search for a new job. "If there's a resource to be found, I feel like I've found it, " she said. But nearly a year later, she's still looking. She's now unable to pay the mortgage on her house....
Noble's voice choked up and her eyes welled with tears as she recounted the exchange. "I used to say, 'You know what--you never know,' " she said, during an interview last week at a Starbucks here. "There are lots of good people who worked hard that lost their jobs."
Noble was laid off in January as an account manager at CDS Global, an Iowa-based subsidiary of the Hearst Corporation, where she worked for two decades. She was the was the sole breadwinner for her family of four. Her two sons are 15 and 17. Her husband, a lawyer, stopped working several years ago after becoming addicted to Oxycontin, a painkiller that a doctor prescribed him for back pain. He's now healthy and looking for work again.
Noble, who is 48, threw herself into the search for a new job. "If there's a resource to be found, I feel like I've found it, " she said. But nearly a year later, she's still looking. She's now unable to pay the mortgage on her house....
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
"Christmas Festival"
It's that time of the year....again. And my favorite Christmas tune.
P.S. Because I was frugal with the food at my old job of 30 years, some of the staff thought I was Jewish.
P.S. Because I was frugal with the food at my old job of 30 years, some of the staff thought I was Jewish.
Sunday, December 04, 2011
"Lucy What Happened?"
It looked like the Dawgs vs. the Tigers would be a good game, meaning we, the Dawgs, were gonna win. For a half it looked that way. Then the dam sprung a leak. 10-7 Dawgs at halftime, but 35 points later, it was LSU 42 and the Dawgs 10.
What a letdown. What a meltdown. Lucy? What happened?
Yes, Cassius Clay beat Sonny Liston.
Yes, Joe Namath shocked the Colts in Super Bowl 3.
Yes, the U.S. Hockey team stunned the Russians circa 1980.
Yes, David slew the Philistine giant. Slingshot vs. brawn.
Yes, N.C. State squeaked out a win vs. Phi Jamma Slamma.
Yes, Buster Douglas ko'd Mike Tyson who was a 40-1 favorite.
Yes, the Kale vs. chicken saga is yet to be determined.
But the Dawgs didn't have a miracle in them. Damn!
What a letdown. What a meltdown. Lucy? What happened?
Yes, Cassius Clay beat Sonny Liston.
Yes, Joe Namath shocked the Colts in Super Bowl 3.
Yes, the U.S. Hockey team stunned the Russians circa 1980.
Yes, David slew the Philistine giant. Slingshot vs. brawn.
Yes, N.C. State squeaked out a win vs. Phi Jamma Slamma.
Yes, Buster Douglas ko'd Mike Tyson who was a 40-1 favorite.
Yes, the Kale vs. chicken saga is yet to be determined.
But the Dawgs didn't have a miracle in them. Damn!
Saturday, December 03, 2011
"Go Dawgs"
It's Liston vs. Clay.
It's Tyson vs. Buster Douglas.
It's N.C. State vs. Houston. Jim Valvano comes to mind.
It's the New York Jets with Joe Namath vs. the Baltimore Colts with a young Don Shula as coach.
It's Eat More Kale vs. Eat More Chicken. ( Which makes me not want to eat at this establishment anymore )
It's the US Hockey team circa 1980 vs. the Russians. Unfortunately, it helped formulate the career of Al Michaels. Please get this guy off the air!
It's David vs. Goliath. Slingshot vs. brawn.
It's the Dawgs vs. LSU.
So everybody thinks the Dawgs don't have a chance. That's why they play the game. They play the game on the field not on paper. All the usual cliches.
I have eagerly awaited this game for over a week. May the best team win which is, of course, the Dawgs.
It's Tyson vs. Buster Douglas.
It's N.C. State vs. Houston. Jim Valvano comes to mind.
It's the New York Jets with Joe Namath vs. the Baltimore Colts with a young Don Shula as coach.
It's Eat More Kale vs. Eat More Chicken. ( Which makes me not want to eat at this establishment anymore )
It's the US Hockey team circa 1980 vs. the Russians. Unfortunately, it helped formulate the career of Al Michaels. Please get this guy off the air!
It's David vs. Goliath. Slingshot vs. brawn.
It's the Dawgs vs. LSU.
So everybody thinks the Dawgs don't have a chance. That's why they play the game. They play the game on the field not on paper. All the usual cliches.
I have eagerly awaited this game for over a week. May the best team win which is, of course, the Dawgs.
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