It bears repeating. [ see title ] "I Married A Monster From Outer Space" with Tom Tryon as the alien. And Gloria Tolbert as the unsuspecting wife.
From badmovies.org- even tho I think it's an injustice to even consider this classic as a bad movie- here are a few things the reviewer discovered about this gem:
Bachelor parties have come a long way in forty years.
Aliens understand all the nuances of driving, but not how to turn on the lights.
Normal people have children within one year of marriage.
Aliens have low sperm counts.
Women hate it when their alcoholic husbands stop drinking.
Cops used to shoot people in the street. (Thank you Rodney King for changing that.)
Women wear bras to bed.
There was a reason evolution stuck our jugular vein inside the body; it is called "dogs."
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